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A "Matriarch Madness" Update

4/9/2020

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No One Is Reading This Goddamn Blog.


Which normally wouldn't bother me that much, because truthfully, NONE of my projects have a very wide audience and I've made my peace with that. 

But we're on lockdown in the middle of a global pandemic with nothing but WiFi and free time and I am losing my goddamn mind. I need to connect with people. I need to watch movies to escape the anxiety and uncertainty. And, although I'm not proud of it, I need affirmation from people on the internet that I am hilarious and that my life is not utterly and completely pointless. 

That's fine. I can pivot. 
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So I've remade my entire bracket, BECAUSE I AM INSANE.

Should I have just let this whole project go? PROBABLY! But before Enneagram's came onto the scene (I'm a hard 8, by the way) there was a little thing called Meyer's Brigg's and I am the DEFINITION of an INFJ. You know what the "J" stands for?? JUDGEMENT. Or, as my mother much more kindly puts it, "closure." I NEED CLOSURE. I CAN'T LEAVE THIS UNFINISHED. 

So to appease all you uncultured RUBES (it's okay, I am actually one of you too), I have reworked the entire goddamn thing. I am including the ones I've already watched because my god that was a lot of time, energy, and money. But hopefully now you'll actually recognize the rest of these films.
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The New Bracket:

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The New Directors:

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The New Films:

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Will this make you actually watch & read along? WHO KNOW!

Will I stick to this?  WHO KNOWS!

Will it give me a reason to get out of bed in the morning instead of lying awake for hours swaddled in my depression blanket burrito desperately searching the internet for some semblance of meaning in my life?
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WHO. 
FUCKING. 
KNOWS.

But this new bracket has strippers, Harley Quinn, & Nora Goddamn Ephron on it so if that doesn't make you care even a TINY bit then I GUESS I NEVER REALLY KNEW YOU ANYWAY. 
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5 Comments
Caroline
4/9/2020 11:00:24 am

Ok, im in! I have finally finished pressing buttons on a keyboard for work and now get a long weekend of 4 days. I love being British! So you now have my full and undivided attention. GO! 😘😘😘😂🌈

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Dan Geist
4/9/2020 01:29:14 pm

yerp!

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Sam
4/9/2020 07:25:02 pm

Hi Sarah,
I auditioned for Blackbird.
Keep up the good work! Don't ever stop.

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Chris Coons
4/12/2020 06:48:01 am

You are hilarious and your life is not utterly and completely pointless.

I really liked 35 Shots of Rum. Thanks for that. I'd never heard of that movie prior to seeing it here.

I'm going to pick another movie from your bracket today. I'm not going to go in any sort of order, because my brain isn't wired that way. Same with the blog posts. But I enjoy and appreciate your voice. Thanks for putting it into the world.

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Ashley raleigh
4/19/2020 11:59:53 am

Yes! Def agree with whale rider coming out on top. I love the super 90s vibe that boys dont cry gives and who doesnt love hilary swank with a buzz cut? But Whale rider holds a very special place in my heart that cannot compare 🤙🏼 nicely done this was a delight to read!! Keep it up girrrrrrl

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