A "Matriarch Madness" Update

No One Is Reading This Goddamn Blog.

Which normally wouldn't bother me that much, because truthfully, NONE of my projects have a very wide audience and I've made my peace with that. 

But we're on lockdown in the middle of a global pandemic with nothing but WiFi and free time and I am losing my goddamn mind. I need to connect with people. I need to watch movies to escape the anxiety and uncertainty. And, although I'm not proud of it, I need affirmation from people on the internet that I am hilarious and that my life is not utterly and completely pointless. 

That's fine. I can pivot. 
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So I've remade my entire bracket, BECAUSE I AM INSANE.

Should I have just let this whole project go? PROBABLY! But before Enneagram's came onto the scene (I'm a hard 8, by the way) there was a little thing called Meyer's Brigg's and I am the DEFINITION of an INFJ. You know what the "J" stands for?? JUDGEMENT. Or, as my mother much more kindly puts it, "closure." I NEED CLOSURE. I CAN'T LEAVE THIS UNFINISHED. 

So to appease all you uncultured RUBES (it's okay, I am actually one of you too), I have reworked the entire goddamn thing. I am including the ones I've already watched because my god that was a lot of time, energy, and money. But hopefully now you'll actually recognize the rest of these films.
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The New Bracket:

The New Directors:

The New Films:

Will this make you actually watch & read along? WHO KNOW!

Will I stick to this?  WHO KNOWS!

Will it give me a reason to get out of bed in the morning instead of lying awake for hours swaddled in my depression blanket burrito desperately searching the internet for some semblance of meaning in my life?
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WHO. 
FUCKING. 
KNOWS.

But this new bracket has strippers, Harley Quinn, & Nora Goddamn Ephron on it so if that doesn't make you care even a TINY bit then I GUESS I NEVER REALLY KNEW YOU ANYWAY. 
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