I'd like to say there's a chance this may have been a fair fight if Meryl hadn't had an accent... but there isn't.
Adaptation blew my goddamned mind. And while Meryl conveyed an enormous array of emotion and showed a considerable amount of talent in Bridges, these films are just in a different fucking league.
Below, the most emotional scene from Bridges v. the least emotional scene from Adaptation:
Bridges of Madison County
There is no fairly comparing these movies.
AND THIS IS MY GAME SO I DON'T FUCKING HAVE TO.
THE FUCKING WINNER IS: